Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "There's probably a scientific term for them, but damned if I'm going to look it up"

• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• There is no god but God
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• Damn, I look good today
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• not running from, but going to
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Fuck them all but the six
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Things people put up their butts
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• we can give up, but the world never will
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• but are there horses?
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• With you there is nothing involved but everything
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I'm not racist but...
• Damn everything but the circus!
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• There is no dream but this.
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run

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