Findings:

• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• There was a baby in China
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• there are no good or bad people
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• There once was a girl named Irene
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Once there was a way...
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• There was once a Man
• so, it wasn't all for nothing
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• I remember, there was one
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• A knock there was upon the door
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• There was always the blue of you
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• There Was A Friend
• so bad it's good
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• The night was alive, and so was I
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• I was doing so well.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• So There We Were
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• There was a rose that faded young
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Where's the kaboom?
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a man and a woman
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• my heart hurts so bad
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• There Was No Leak
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• I wasn't there. I watched the video later. I saw myself.
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• There was a little girl
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• When she was bad
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• It was free, so I took it.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• So there is death in my voice; what of it?
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• So there's this guy
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• There's nowt so queer as folk
• You know, life isn't so bad
• So there's this guy (poetry) mp3 (recording)
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
• so fragile and cold, i was
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• No shit, there I was
• There was a time when I was a better person
• There was a young lady of Riga
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Was it ever there?
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• There was a land where lived no violets
• There was an old lady
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Was There a Time
• One hour there was sunlight
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• and there was this girl
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Yer So Bad
• I was there
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Before you, there was me
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There was a time before
• There Once Was a Farmer
• There was a cold day
• Rejection isn't so bad
• Bad math teacher
• I wasn't born here, I had to learn to use the metro
• Bad kisser

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