Findings:

• There is no such thing as a free lunch
• There's no such thing as a free beer
• There's no such thing as normal
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• There is no such thing as color
• There ain't no black in the Union Jack
• There is no such thing as a love story
• There is no goddamn thing such as a succinct sonnet
• There ain't no justice
• There is no such thing as society
• There is No Such Thing As an Opinion: A Letter
• There is no such thing as writer's block for writers whose standards are low enough.
• There is no such thing as emotional healing
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• There is no such thing as a wrong recipe
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• This ain't no picnic
• There is no postgame
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• There is no friend anywhere
• Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
• Conspiracy theory: Area 51
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• Why there is no Good Catullus
• There's no "f" in "birthday"
• The real reason there are no third parties in American politics
• No such animal
• There Is No Natural Religion
• There is no god but God
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• There are no next lives
• There is no difference between a politician and an evangelist
• No such luck
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Beyond whose nearness there is no beyond
• There is no 'correct' right answer
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• There is no camel in this scene
• There is no strategy in StarCraft
• September has such a feeling
• No matter where you go, there you are
• Why is there no Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
• There are no male cows, moron
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• There is No Spoon (user)
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Sure Ain't No Stampede Breakfast: A Calgary E2 Get-together
• No Such Place
• There is no midterm in this class
• Ain't No Making It
• Like there's no tomorrow
• No worst, there is none
• Is There In Truth No Beauty?
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• Free registrations ain't
• No such thing as a bad day
• For there is no rule without its exceptions; and hardly an age without its monsters
• There is no majority
• There are no finish lines for hearts that race.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There is no data, only XUL.
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• He ain't no movie star
• Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman
• there’s no substitute for friends
• There are no left turn lanes
• if you think you are free, no escape is possible
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• There is no happy ending
• There is no 'I' in 'team'
• Do or do not, there is no try
• There's no there there
• There are no transitional fossils
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• There are no three letter .coms left
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• There is no windchill at absolute zero
• I Ain't Smokin' No Fiberglass
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• There are no sleep in can
• There is no deal with the demon
• There is no hard distinction between compiled and interpreted languages
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• There are no revolutionaries in upstate New York
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
• There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
• The Free Lunch
• The place where there is no darkness
• this ain't no love that's guiding me
• There Is No Love Between Us Anymore
• There is no there there.
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• There is no alternative
• There will be no more stories to read
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• Why is there no socialism in the United States?
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• free lunch
• There is no music in money
• There are no art talent scouts
• There's no place like homenode
• There is no Arizona
• There is a silence in my heart, and your voice no longer breaks it
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• There Was No Leak
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• There is no dream but this.
• There's no defragmentation for your biological hard drives
• There are no girls on the internet
• There is no place in suburbia for beauty
• There are old pilots and there are bold pilots; there are no old, bold, pilots
• there is no right answer to the wrong question
• There is no spoon
• there's no accounting for taste
• No shit, there I was
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• There are no atheists in the foxholes
• There is no suck, only blow
• There is no "One", either
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• In the mountains, there you feel free
• There's no substitute for cubic inches
• There is no right answer
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• There are no stars any more
• No Such Agency (user)
• Without religion, there is no God
• There are no facts
• There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
• There is no "Judeo Christian" ethic
• There is no nodegel! (document)
• There are no seasons in California
• There Is No Lumber Cartel
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• there is no existing mythology
• God has no free will
• There's no point unless you make one
• There Is No Rose
• There is no time paradox
• There is no Cabal
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• There was a land where lived no violets
• There is no you
• George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
• Why is there no cent key on keyboards?
• There is no normality
• There Is No Art
• There's no 'eak' in our off-peak
• There is no real me
• There's no replacement for displacement
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• There is no c in Rishi
• There exists no 1:1 mapping between words in different languages
• Without zazen, there is no Zen
• There is no there there
• no such word as small
• There is no music for this day
• Go where there is no snow
• There is no beginning, no movement, no peace and no end
• There are no small roles
• There is no frigate like a book
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• If there were no birds
• There's no reason to leave this poem alone
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• There is no terrorism. There is only war.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Why there is no moloch13
• There is no answer; there is no question
• In Heaven there is No Beer
• There are no whales anywhere
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Linux is free only if your time has no value

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