Findings:

• Was it ever there?
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Where's the kaboom?
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• One hour there was sunlight
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• Today was some bullshit.
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• I remember, there was one
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Was There a Time
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• No shit, there I was
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Before you, there was me
• There was a time before
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• A knock there was upon the door
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Once there was a way...
• The sky was green today
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• There was once a Man
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• and there was this girl
• There's a wrinkle in the sky today
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• There was a man and a woman
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• There Once Was a Farmer
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I was there
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There Was No Leak
• There Was A Friend
• There was a cold day
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• There was a little girl
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• There was a rose that faded young
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• There was always the blue of you
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• There was a baby in China
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• There was a time when I was a better person
• There was an old lady
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Customer service
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Customer service is a bitch
• Customer: the mama's boy
• What tech support reps should not say to customers
• Customer Response #5507412A
• I Hate Customers
• Punching customers is bad for business
• Dear Postal Customer
• Sony customer support
• Ten things I hate about restaurant customers
• Gateway Customer Service
• The employee as customer
• customer : seeker of cake
• How to deal with angry customers
• How to be a good customer
• Customer service is a fucking given
• Three customers
• The Customer is Always Wrong
• The casino's best customer
• there
• Who's There?
• There's Something About Mary
• out there
• You can't get there from here
• Why is there no Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
• The more you eat, the more there are
• There's a place in France
• you had to be there
• Aye, there's the rub
• there's no accounting for taste
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Is That All There Is?
• There is no friend anywhere
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Behave as if there were a God
• There is no camel in this scene
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• Proof that there exist irrational a,b for which a^b is rational
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• there's a first time for everything
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• there is more breeze in the suburbs of the South
• For every set there exists a larger set
• There All the Honor Lies
• There's no such thing as normal
• You weren't there
• There are as many numbers between 0 and 1 as there are in the set of all real numbers
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• there is a reason for the presence of water on my desk
• Is there a god?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• not as good as being there
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• There is no right answer
• There Is No Natural Religion
• There's a Hole in the Bucket
• There's a woman inside my stereo
• There are Spirits also in the City
• There's no there there

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