Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "There are only three kinds of people, the ones who can count and the ones who can't"

• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• There can be only one
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• There are only three kinds of people
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• is there no one who answers the call?
• An enemy is one who reacts
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• The ones who watch
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Famous people with only one testicle
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• There is only one electron
• One who knows does not speak
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Who is Number One?
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• No One Knows Who I Am
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• There is only one season in Houston
• There is only ONE God
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• The People Who Used to Live There
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• On Being the one who goes away
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• one who sleeps with mothers
• Who Knows One?
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• One Two Three, Not It
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Words that only have one context
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• One man can make a difference
• if I am not the only one triggered by the mRNA vaccine
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• Using a command line
• Winter's Tale III.i
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• isn't there more than one book
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• play dumb
• The Man Who Counted
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I remember, there was one
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• Taking things at surface value
• Waiting for a sign from one of my kind
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• people who wear camo
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• The one song I can't stand listening to
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• Type A blood
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Who's There?
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Three Dreams, One Weekend
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• Know your pets
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• people who need people are just people who need people
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Kids (Three Different Ones)
• No one can be in two places at once
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• People who use Windows
• One kind of crazy
• Rednecks hating Canada
• She's the kind of woman who
• The other people who hate war
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Hitler has only got one ball
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• old books can tell more than one story
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• The bored who complain
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Tango for One Legged People
• Samuel Magee & Rings One Two Three
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• No one can be totally logical
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• Ski piss
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Three packs of sugar, one cream
• Dry bones can harm no one
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• The words no one can find
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• None of you are there. No one is there.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• There's one born again every minute
• The Library Book
• One steps forward, three step back
• Knock knock who's there oh it's you
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• One brother wins three hundred million dollars in powerball, the other wins seven
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Capitalize, please
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental

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