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• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Those who can't do, teach
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• To those who know who they are
• Those who study philosophy
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Those who are idle are complicit
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIV
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XII
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Little solace comes to those who grieve
• Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
• those valiant men who saved New Orleans
• For those who wear glasses
• Those Who Hunt Elves
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• For Those Who Suffer Desire
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
• Those who hunt monsters
• We reserve the deepest disdain for those who remind us of ourselves.
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XV
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• God helps those who help themselves
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• Surah 79 Those Who Drag Forth
• Surah 37 Those Who Set the Ranks
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• Lift not the painted veil which those who live
• May those who are born after me
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Those who come to scoff often stay to pray
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• Those also serve who stay behind and fill in the Gaps
• Those of us who are thieves starve without a joker in our deck.
• good things come to those who wait
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• those who knew
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XI
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter X
• My tribe are those who built the Internet
• those who are dead are not dead
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• Those who wake sleeping dragons
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Those Who Dig
• Those who will not follow are doomed to lead
• The Three Men Who Performed The Three Unfortunate Assassinations
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• The man who can fix anything
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• The Three Men Who Received The Might Of Adam
• Who Will Be There
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• is there no one who answers the call?
• Knock knock who's there oh it's you
• Who Goes There?
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Who can know it?
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
• The Man Who Counted
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• She's the kind of woman who
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Who's There?
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• for those to whom name is everything, there is no difference
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• There are only three kinds of people
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• The People Who Used to Live There
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Hello? Who's There?
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• times like those
• Those Darn Accordions
• those in the know
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• "God" billboards
• it's just one of those nights..
• Service for those Fallen Asleep
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
• There are two kinds of questions: logical and empirical
• There are no three letter .coms left
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• Shakespeare for those "Black Moods"
• Those teen magazine quizzes are all the same
• Look at my feet in those mangoes
• It's always for those damn children
• Your enthralling radiance lights the way for those less lucid than you
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
• those Big Chill moments
• The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors.
• Those dern college heathens.
• Those were the days
• Three of a kind
• there is a special kind of loneliness when you are not where your mind is
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Mommy, why are those ducks wrestling like that?
• Those aloof boys
• Those Rowdy Richardsons (user)
• Those Annoying Post Bros.
• Precious Moments figurines
• the moon would rest on those sweet lashes
• high-intensity discharge headlights
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
• God and those dang Computers
• I was one of those girls
• All those wires in a light fitting!
• None of Those (user)
• those whose lives you impact seldom remain in yours
• How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
• Those Images
• The ghosts of those words hung over us like clouds
• there are some just can't take life easy
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• The Three Kinds of Ghosts
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• Where There Are Two Jews, There Are Three Opinions
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• Fiddled whisper music on those strings
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