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• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• The Old Man and his Grandson
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• The old man and his bottle of spirits
• Old man cactus
• The Old Tin Can Man
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Old Man Thunder
• Dirty old Man (user)
• The old man at the bus stop
• A strange old man
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Old Man Johnson
• There was an old lady
• Old Man Withers goes ghost shopping
• Old Man Murray
• This Old Man
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• The Very Old Man
• An Old Man's Winter Night
• Old man who lived by the crick
• Portrait of an Artist, As an Old Man
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The Old Man
• The Old Man of Pencader
• There isn't much to interpret, just the essence of man laid bare
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• There are old pilots and there are bold pilots; there are no old, bold, pilots
• The Story of the First Old Man and the Hind
• The Parable of the Old Man and the Young
• An Old Man and Hot Chocolate
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• A thirty minute progressive rock epic version of "This Old Man"
• I made an old man cry
• Old Man River
• The Old Man Made Young Again
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• Go to bed, old man!
• The Old Man at Moontime
• The Little Old Man of the Island
• My Old Man's a Dustman
• Old Man Kensey
• Where an old man of Aran goes around and around
• Old Man and The Boy
• Little Old Man
• Old Man Willow
• A Very Old Man with Enormous Wings
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• old man bar
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Cranky Old Man (user)
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
• The Story of the Second Old Man and the Black Dogs
• old man
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• Old Man of the Desert
• The Sing-Song Of Old Man Kangaroo
• How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
• My old man
• As Old As Man
• The swing and the death of an old man
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• The Old Man of the Mountain
• The Little Old Man's Strange Story
• The Old Man and the Sea
• When I am an old man
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• The Story of Rama, The Old Man
• There's a special place in my heart for old suitcases
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• The old man on the bench, for example, made her cry
• The Drunken Old Man's Pavilion
• dirty old man
• old man trouble (user)
• old man in the corner
• shot an OLD MAN in the FACE
• When he became an old man
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Old Man's War
• old man (user)
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• There was once a Man
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• old chestnut: light switches
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Old red eyes is back
• Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
• Gloss over the losses, like they're an old pair of lips
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• You're Only Old Once!
• Old chestnut: Coins to make a dollar
• You can't teach an old dog new tricks
• The Man With the Child in His Eyes
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• old chestnut: move 2 matches to flip the glass
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• man, there sure are a lot of stories
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• I recommend driving like an Old Lady
• "Make your bed" the old lady said
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• The man who sees through closed eyes
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• Once there came a man
• there are some just can't take life easy
• The man with the folding chair
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• old fashioned light
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• You're too young to be so old
• food fight
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• Old people just grow lonesome
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
• I'm not old enough to love you
• Exactly old enough, exactly young enough
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Religion is like an old pair of shoes
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• There was a man and a woman
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• coming home and the lights are on because someone's there

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