Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I'm fine no really
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• There is no such thing as a wrong recipe
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• Removing stickers
• Is that table really there?
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• Here and there in the darkening green
• There is No Such Thing As an Opinion: A Letter
• There is such a color in thought
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• You can't get there from here
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• I'm glad you're here.
• Now and Then, Here and There
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Somewhere at the intersection of Here and There
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• There is no such thing as writer's block for writers whose standards are low enough.
• There is no such thing as color
• Why there are such long words in German
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Halfway Between Here and There
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm Still Here
• Why is she really here?
• qanat get there from here
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• his is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• Neither here nor there
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• i'm here. are you here?
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• I'm Not There
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm such a philistine
• Is there a problem, (insert title here)?
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• I'm a stranger here myself
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• There is no such thing as a free lunch
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• There is no such thing as society
• There is no such thing as emotional healing
• There is no such thing as a love story
• Here and There
• There's no such thing as a free beer
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• There's no such thing as normal
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• There is no goddamn thing such as a succinct sonnet
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Keen, Fitful Gusts are Whisp'ring Here and There
• And Now for Something Completely Different
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• completely secure
• The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Out of sight, still in mind, completely permanent
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• Edward Feser's completely male God
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• here
• You're not from around here, are you?
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• Kilroy was here
• Right Here, Right Now
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Strangeways, Here We Come
• click here
• Why are you here?
• Why you are the most important person here
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Here kitty kitty
• Do you work here?
• Too Funky in Here
• You are here. We are not.
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• I see no X here
• Here I come to save the day!
• Here comes the rain again
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• Don't piss here
• Be Here Now
• Here Comes the Sun
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• The Distance to Here
• Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush
• Here is Greenwood
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Here's my number, call me
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Right here and now
• Lying Here Upon the Floor
• overpaid, oversexed and over here
• Now here it is, your moment of Zen
• I just work here
• If you'll form a line here, the tour starts in ten minutes
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Sixteen
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Here be Cows
• Here Be Dragons
• Here is my father, here is something I regret
• Here and Now
• Right here
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• I can't get comfortable here
• Suddenly Here on the Grass
• What's going on here?
• Insensitivity is here to stay
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• Who are you, and what are you doing here?
• Bess Can't Go Here
• Here are some true pieces for you, anonymous, handsome.
• here, but not here
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• I would like to bring you here
• How did I end up here?
• Lil Kid up in here (user)
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Here Comes Sunshine
• Stop HERE on red
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• Here's hoping the sun won't rise for a while
• Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
• Joy here we are again. Hello Albert
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• Sorry, I don't work here
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!

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