Findings:

• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When I went back in time to kill you
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• There was a time before
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Some time when I was a teenager
• Was There a Time
• There are times when they seem to be right
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• wherever you go, there you are
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• there's not much time, the blush in the sky begins to fade
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
• I remember when all this was trees
• Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• There's a time and a place
• There was a man and a woman
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• When I Was Cruel
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Back when our blood was still warm
• There were times better than this
• she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
• Before Time Was
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• There is no time paradox
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• There once was a girl named Irene
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• There Once Was a Farmer
• I miss my mom when she was sober
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• In Search of Lost Time
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• There suddenly did not seem time enough for everything.
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• God was a Lost Guest
• When I was ten years old
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• Let there be another next time
• She was locked in time
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• When I was young
• Before you, there was me
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• When he removed his stilton sword from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his ample cock.
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• There was a cold day
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• There was a baby in China
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
• Lost in time.
• there's a first time for everything
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When I Was a Boy
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When I was Fair and Young
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Making up (stories) for lost time
• Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
• There was a rose that faded young
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was an old lady
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• The Heart of What Was Lost
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• when the time comes
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Was it ever there?
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• There is a different time scale
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• There was once a Man
• Right there a song became a soundtrack for this space in time
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The first time I knew I was different
• When your time comes
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• When the Detail Lost its Freedom
• November 4, 1995
• Where's the kaboom?
• One hour there was sunlight
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• The First Two Times I Lost It
• When I was your age
• Back when grunge was still cool

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