Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "There was no way in hell I was going to sleep with that thing near my bed"

• No shit, there I was
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• There Was No Leak
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Once there was a way...
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• There was a young lady of Riga
• When I was young Time had no wings
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• There was always the blue of you
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• There was a rose that faded young
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• This was not my going away party
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• There was a baby in China
• There was a cold day
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• It was the way your
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There was an old lady
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• What the hell was she thinking?
• Where's the kaboom?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• I remember, there was one
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Before you, there was me
• and there was this girl
• One hour there was sunlight
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There was a little girl
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• There Was A Friend
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• There was a man and a woman
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• This was the way bodies were meant to behave
• There are no sleep in can
• I was born this way
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• There was once a Man
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Was it ever there?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• There was a time before
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• I was there
• Was There a Time
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• There Once Was a Farmer
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• A knock there was upon the door
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• I was going to marry Marty
• George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
• There is no time paradox
• There is no difference between a politician and an evangelist
• There's no reason to leave this poem alone
• There's no 'eak' in our off-peak
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Conspiracy theory: Area 51
• If there were no birds
• There is no there there
• There is no such thing as society
• no sleep
• No more monkeys jumping on the bed
• There Is No Art
• There's no replacement for displacement
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• No Way No Way
• There is no postgame
• There ain't no black in the Union Jack
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• There is no you
• There is no midterm in this class
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• There is no normality
• Why is there no cent key on keyboards?
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• There is no c in Rishi
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• There are monsters in my head, under my bed. Stop.
• There is no hard distinction between compiled and interpreted languages
• There exists no 1:1 mapping between words in different languages
• There is no beginning, no movement, no peace and no end
• Without zazen, there is no Zen
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• There are no male cows, moron

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