Findings:

• There will be no more stories to read
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• there will be a last
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• more you swear at the work, the more difficult it will appear to laymen
• I will node no more forever
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• There will never be another you
• My RPG will be a work of art
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will be time
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• There are no more Horse Names in the Republic
• I will fight no more forever
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• I will fight no more
• There Will Be Blood
• I will Linux no more forever
• Who Will Be There
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• There need to be more powers
• On the comet there will be much pie
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• all the cute guys will be there
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Be there or be square
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I will always be in the details
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• The revolution will not be televised
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• It Couldn't Be Done
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• I will be in my trailer!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The next life will be better
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• may their names be sung forever
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Some things that fly there be
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Work hard and be nice
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• There is some place I need to be
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• My life may no longer be my own
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• The Revolution will be televised
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If it be your will
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I fear I will be nothing
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• There can be only one
• Will I be given that chance?
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Where's the kaboom?
• The end will be a sellout
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Quake Done Quick
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• No threat should be taken lightly
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• The revolution will not be webcast
• There are times when they seem to be right
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Marks which will never be broken
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• No one can be totally logical
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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