He's a Nobel prize-winning native American dwarf in drag. She's a transdimensional foul-mouthed single mother from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!
"They Fight Crime!" by Andrew Wheeler and Alasdair Watson is an amusing little JavaScript toy for generating characters by mixing up stock cliches and pairing them in the common Hollywood buddy movie plot of "two disparate chracters at odds with each other but forced to work together while fighting crime".
See it for yourself: http://theyfightcrime.org/