Findings:

• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• They didn't have the heart
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• He's been places they have not.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• They Have a Word for It
• You stole what they would have given you
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• They could have saved Kevin
• They have no bones.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• They have taken enough
• People want what they cannot have
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• a dozen books I should have read you
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• They must have faces
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• They have bears in Italy
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• No one actually cares.
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• The Department of They
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose

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