Findings:
- They could have saved Kevin
- though they could speak and had beautiful voices
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- The Fun They Had
- They Have a Word for It
- I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- By the way, those chairs, they spin
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- They Had No Poet
- They had been expecting me
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- People want what they cannot have
- You stole what they would have given you
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
- They have taken enough
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- They did so because they believed they could.
- They have bears in Italy
- Beings from space: What could they want?
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- They must have faces
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- The Ten Commandments revised
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- They have no bones.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- They didn't have the heart
- He's been places they have not.
- I like my breasts the way they are
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- They don't touch me the same way
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- The way things have always been done
- They don't know what I've done
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- That which I should have done I did not do
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- The tattoo phenomenon
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- any way, shape or form
- Ghosts must have done it!
- How could you ever have enough?
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- Questions I have had today
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- And What Have You Done With My Body God?
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- I have had enough of Survivor
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- I could have known everything for five dollars
- Five ways Trump could still lose
- if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
- How to solve any number sequence puzzle
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- These papers do not show what I have done
- What have you done for me lately?
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- We have had enough of your beige
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- How to turn any number into a 9
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Convert any number to decimal
- Ways to Say you're done
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- How we could still have a President Trump
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- You don't have any real problems
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