Findings:

• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• People have fucked up before
• I have made up a name for my disease
• What kind of OS changes its name every 6 months?
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Names have been changed
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Articles every Everything must have
• They Have a Word for It
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• He's been places they have not.
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• They have taken enough
• Baptist fear of dancing
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Names I have acquired over the years
• your name, once I wake up
• They die obscurely under assumed names
• They have bears in Italy
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• Where the streets have no name
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Different kinds of people
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• They didn't have the heart
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• fuck up
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• Every mile the same, every town another name
• Ken Lay
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• The same people with different names
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• People want what they cannot have
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• They could have saved Kevin
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• You don't have to remember my name
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• my religion doesn't have a name
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• They just kind of went away
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• lord have kind feel for my soul
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• They will not be named!
• They gave you a heart, they gave you a name
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• I went up a different person, came down somebody else
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Allow me to name names of every name except the name I wish to drop
• Every note whispers your name
• Shut The Fuck Up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Fucked up ways to die
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Fucked Up
• You Fucked Up!
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Names have power
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They must have faces
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Polish political parties
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• because I have given up any care
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• You stole what they would have given you
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Kind words beat upvotes and C!s every day
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• They have no bones.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Stoned music memories
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day

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