Findings:

• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• There are times when they seem to be right
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• The Ricks Must Be Crazy
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• must be joking (user)
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• The right to be wrong
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• you must be the sponge to be the river
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• They knew what our pain would be.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Things never were what they used to be
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• Surgeons must be very careful
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• all limitations must be overcome
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• The mediator between the hands and the head must be the heart
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• The Ten Commandments revised
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• They Might Be Giants
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
• Attention must be paid
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Why War must be permitted
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• God must be living in the sea.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• They will not be named!
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Communication via Bouquet: You must both be on the same page
• You must be living in a parallel universe
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• There Must Be Someone
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• God must be deaf
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• If biology must teach about creation, should geography teach about a flat earth?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• The Right To Be Offensive
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Automobile tire pressure
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Signs must be loud
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• College football must be preserved
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• play dumb
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• I must die or be better
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• She must be what cocaine is like
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Must be a lesbian
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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