Findings:
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- You stole what they would have given you
- They didn't have the heart
- What pornos would have us believe
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- If they would only choose to hear it
- What have you done for me lately?
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- People want what they cannot have
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- worse things have happened to better people
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I would like to have emotions
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- he would have laughed
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The way things have always been done
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- He's been places they have not.
- Sing and then murder them with an ice axe if they reveal Your secret.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Ghosts must have done it!
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- you would have been
- They must have faces
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- They have no bones.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- he would have cried
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
- It's better to have loved and lost
- They knew what our pain would be.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Bitch Better Have My Money
- That which I should have done I did not do
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- And What Have You Done With My Body God?
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
- They don't know what I've done
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- These papers do not show what I have done
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- They Have a Word for It
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- They could have saved Kevin
- They have taken enough
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Penis size and impregnation
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- It was better before they came
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- They have bears in Italy
- Bernie would have won
- you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
- If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- axes
- The Two Travelers and the Axe
- Ganto's Axe
- Chopping wood
- Hand axe
- For Bread and Axe
- Axe of the Dwarvish Lords
- So I hired an axe murderer: A strikethrough-ridden look at reference checking
- Axe Gang
- The axe forgets but the tree remembers
- Better Off Dead
- better
- A modem is better than nothing
- the better angels of our nature
- Better Living Through Chemistry
- Of course the inmates are running the asylum, who else would be crazy enough?
- A better place
- 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
- CD vs. vinyl
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Better in the original
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Better Living Through Circuitry
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
- Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
- Why cats are better than dogs
- A better model than the one at data general
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
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