Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Things became particularly awkward when you realized you'd forgotten you even had a cousin named Belinda"

• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• Reminds you of wounds that you thought you'd forgotten
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• When is a name just a name?
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• When I became beautiful
• And I don't even know their names
• When he became an old man
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Cousin named Sven (user)
• When you had left our pirate fold
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• When each had their own personal anthem
• Remember when you had words for everything?
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• Mike's cast had many names on it and a picture of a Pirate
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• When things are known by a brand name
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Rings on the Awkward Shadow
• Dr Awkward (user)
• An Awkward Pause
• Awkward as a silent breakfast after a one night stand
• awkward verses (user)
• Awkward squad
• Awkward Horse
• Love in a bouncy house and other awkward sex tales
• sinners underneath our awkward skylights
• Became
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• Right there a song became a soundtrack for this space in time
• The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
• Why I became a geneticist
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• The amazing true story of how I became the sixth Backstreet Boy
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• Reasons why George W. Bush became president
• How the Nome King Became Angry
• How Dorothy Became a Princess
• How I became disabled
• How Scandinavians Became Hideously White
• I'll become what you became to me
• Ladies, it's high time you became friends with your clitoris
• How Eulenspiegel became a page
• How Eulenspiegel became a sexton
• Why I never became a Geologist
• How Eulenspiegel became a trumpeter
• How Eulenspiegel became an eyeglass maker
• The moment I became disillusioned with Sci-Fi
• How I became king of the world
• How I became an engineer
• How Salem became the Capital of Oregon
• Why I became a writer
• How I Became a Hooligan
• TGoP: Of How Imbaun Became High Prophet in Aradec
• How I Became Stupid
• How People Became People
• I used to judge you based on which songs you'd play on Guitar Hero 3
• the lie became the truth
• In the 20th century economics became a philosophy of life
• Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
• i became a flower and a hundred years passed on a whisper of wind
• Belinda Carlisle
• Belinda
• Belinda Stronach
• Belinda DVD (user)
• Belinda, Tuesday morning
• belinda (user)
• cousin
• Assimilate your attractive cousin into Everything
• My Cousin Vinny
• Cousin Itt
• Alsatian Cousin
• cousin marriage
• first cousin
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• Cousin Dupree
• My connection with my cousin.
• The Cousin Eddie Award
• second cousin
• Cousin Kevin
• fat cousin
• Victor Cousin
• Cousin Kate
• Dalton cousins
• cousin (user)
• twelve-mile cousin
• Eight Cousins
• Country cousin
• Captives & Cousins
• Jim's Cousin (user)
• Cousin Jim (user)
• Letty's Cousin (user)
• Spring Fever's Kissing Cousin
• Double first cousin
• Deja-vu's evil cousin
• Six Cousins at Mistletoe Farm
• not even wrong
• not even thirty
• Even my faults he adores
• Even Day
• "42" is even to any base
• Even if we're not together
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• even permutation
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
• Even from the East German judge!
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• even the fool
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Even In Dreams
• Even Years Ago
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Even nerds need people skills
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Even In The Torrent's Rage
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Even permutations are not odd
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Even the moon was wrong
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Something Even Better
• Latin for Even More Occasions
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul

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