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• They knew what our pain would be.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Just to see what it would be like
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• If you would be so kind
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Would you want to live there?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Where would America be without Canada?
• there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• eternity would be boring
• And this is our life...I would not change it.
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I never thought it would be like this
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• The Man Who Would Be King
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• You mean the me that you would be
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Would you just look at this thing
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• would that I could live in a book
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• A book that would feed our chats
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• The best kind of bartender
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• it would be hilarious if only
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• That would be me
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• That Would Be Enough
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Mind without body
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• If you would be seated
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• That I Would Be Good
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• A whimper would be fine
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• We would probably not understand alien life
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• just so much slavery (user)
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• I shattered the grandfather clock in the hopes I would live forever.
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept

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