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by PureDoxyk

Fri Dec 22 2000 at 20:12:49

1. If is says Compaq, pray like hell you will never have to take it apart.

2. If it says Microsoft, don't ask why it's broken. The answer is in the question.

3. If it says Jolt, don't let them take it away from you.

4. If it says Linux, your boss doesn't want to hear about it. No matter how cool it is.

and lastly,

5. If it says something vague about no-user-service something with parts but the words don't really make sense to you, take it apart and fuck with it until it makes sense.

Once, everyone was a computer novice	Capitalism urges you to define yourself through your purchases	I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders	Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
Compaq	Jolt	I am afraid of permanence	It's better to have loved and lost
Tell me of the nature of love	On what's wrong with hip-hop	The Skinny on Cool Man Eddie	Microsoft
store brand	E2 is unfriendly to new noders	iptables	Catharsis, or Living for the Cool
Questions I have had today	Lye	doting	Question
How we buy things

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