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• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Stop quoting fiction as the author's own beliefs
• Expressing political views in Author field of Word files
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Letters to Dead Authors
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Author Function
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• author removed writeup (notification)
• Handgun Basics for Authors
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• he has her eyes
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• Questioning the author's digestion
• Characters that the authors come to hate
• he would have laughed
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• The author is dead. Long live the author.
• All he left her was alone
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He said, expecting the answer no
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• Don Quixote Author's Dedication
• Exchanging authors
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Light Hearted Author
• various authors
• 100 Authors Against Einstein
• The Death of the Author
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Author, interrupted
• Everything Quests: Favourite Authors
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• British Book Award for Children's Author of the Year
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Society of Authors
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Hidden Author (user)
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• What does he bend?
• Does He Take Sugar?
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Author, Author, Editor? (e2poll)
• some say he was never here at all
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• he likes to watch you walk
• author unknown
• author
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Six Characters in Search of an Author
• Don Quixote Author's Preface
• The Author to Her Book
• He brings me books like flowers
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Author's Apology for his Book
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote
• Analogies Between "the Author" and Power in Foucault
• Famous authors as football announcers
• RimRod is a published author
• The New, Short and Easy Method of Fencing : Author
• Read by the author
• Author's Message
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Author's Apology for the Second Book
• Author (user)
• Webster's authors, pre-release edition (collaboration)
• Exercises for Exchanging Authors (document)
• Black Hand Over Europe - Author's Preface to the English Edition
• Didymos Judas Thomas, Author of the Gospel of Thomas
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• British Book Award for Author of the Year
• Facebook for Authors
• references to high school in the 80's as if it were a common factor between the author and reader
• 3-Step Marketing for Penniless Authors
• Hints for indy publishers, from a librarian
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I never thought it would be like this
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Lies New Authors Tell Themselves
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Just to see what it would be like
• Mind without body
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• old author (user)
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• great things he has taught us
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• He has spit in my coat
• He who has ears, let him hear
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• He has redefined me, again and again
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• I like the way he reads poetry
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Surely he would remember this
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Authors Guild
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He ain't no movie star
• he smokes like a cello plays
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all

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