Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "This is a joke which my feeble and attenuated scholarship can make no sense of, unfortunately"

• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• The words no one can find
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• There's no point unless you make one
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Ugh, no lights. Make jerky!
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Dry bones can harm no one
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• A very mean bar trick
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• One letter can make all the difference
• I Can Make You a Man
• no power in the verse can stop me
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• One man can make a difference
• Sun worship makes sense
• Everything is silly and nothing makes sense
• Computers have no sense of time
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• it doesn't make sense in the future
• Ideally, the words should make sense
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• can the patient make love?
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• No evil can happen
• There are no sleep in can
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• anybody can make lights
• boron has bright orange hair, and Bruce Willis can make it boil at 4200K
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
• This node does not make sense
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• marriage does not make sense
• Make no bones about it
• The "No soap, radio!" joke
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• No sense of what not to share
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• Open Publication License's Section VI options can make it non-free
• This poem can be put off no longer
• No one can be totally logical
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Electronic music can make it easier to enter codeflow
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• The Japan That Can Say No
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Things on which you can make a wish
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• I bet I can make you say black
• No one can be in two places at once
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• I can no longer tell you
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• Any fool can make a rule
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• Because that would make sense
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• I did not say it would make sense
• Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• it would make sense (user)
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 5: In Which Ruth Makes a Mistake
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• September has such a feeling
• I can make a bong out of anything
• no sense (user)
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Cans of shit
• trash can
• Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can hook
• Water can
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Can machines think?
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend

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