Findings:
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- I married him because he was not mean
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- He weaves his words
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Treatment for a television series about Mean Old Joe the town character
- The old man and his bottle of spirits
- If he means to kidnap you, sorry for ruining the surprise
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Meet the new boss, same as the old boss
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- The Old Man and his Grandson
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- He flops over and bonks his head
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- When he became an old man
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- He made a way to his anger
- He just left his body
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- he is too shy to write his tale
- Babysitting a gigantic five year old
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Mean Old Lady (user)
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Because I dig you
- Because I say so
- Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
- I care because you do
- Because it's wrong
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Because that would make sense
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- time lost in life because of waiting
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- We smoke cloves because we can
- Because I needed to hear you over the noise
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- because it wasn't just the air
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- because I love skating bears
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- Because I love you
- Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
- Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
- Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Pity me not because the light of day
- in spite (or perhaps because) of
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- Because I couldn't
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Because, not in spite of
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- Because I lived in Paradise
- You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
- Because I do not want to forget
- because I have given up any care
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- It's funny because it's you
- because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
- Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- because it represents, better yet, it is
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