Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "This is not the sort of information a child with PTSD should be dealing with alone. JILL! Get in here!"

• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Things every child should be taught
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• How Should A Person Be?
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Farmers' Market
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Should I be sorry?
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Should I be happy?
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Food should not be luminous
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Be Here Now
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• I don't want to be alone
• Here All Alone in Silence
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• Why you should not be mean
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• information deserves to be free
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• Information wants to be free
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I should be able to remember your face
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Information cannot be owned
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• No threat should be taken lightly
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• it is cold and alone in here. hello?
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Should high school be mandatory?
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• titles should be approached laterally
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• This node should be filled with renga!
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• This node should be filled with waka!
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• Information wants to be paid
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 3
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Here Be The Giants Chapter 2
• Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
• How to Be Alone
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Here be Cows
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• Automobile tire pressure
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• stupidity should be painful
• Here Be Dragons
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• What is and what should never be
• Information wants to be deleted
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• AI should be our top priority.
• Laundry should be free
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• It should not be this complicated
• Here Be Monsters
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• why you should never be a referee
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Why should we be moral?
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• You Should Be Sober
• Chalant should be a word!
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• if you want to control a plant, you must be ruthless. if you want a plant to flourish, leave it alone.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?

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