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• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
• what desire will make foolish people do
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Things you should never do with chopsticks
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Why do Rulers employ Viziers? It never ends well.
• Why onions make your eyes water
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Do Make Say Think
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• make do and mend
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• How much money do you make?
• Breeders: your children do not make you superior
• Things to Make and Do
• never tell anyone your secret plans
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• The make do gift
• Do I want anything?
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• What sacrifices do soldiers make
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• And if you do, make backups
• Roller Derby
• There's no point unless you make one
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• two positives never make a negative
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Violence never solved anything
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• I don't believe in anything
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Do these jeans make my dick look small?
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Do not make illegal copies of this disc
• Do giraffes make good targets for lightning?
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• How do you make God laugh?
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• You can do anything
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• How do you make a life matter?
• If you can say something nice, do
• You'll never win anything with kids
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I'd Do Anything
• I never know what to do with my hands
• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Boobies do not make the world go round
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• do. make. live.
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• How do you make coffee at home? (e2poll)
• Do Anything You Wanna Do
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• how do i make a backyard bomb
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Never Ever
• I'll do anything to pass
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• why I think I can't do anything
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• I've Never met a nice South African
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Refuse to date anyone you work with
• A word from anyone's alien
• Racquetball, anyone?
• To anyone contemplating suicide
• Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• They'll let anyone into Paradise
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Is anyone out there?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• indulgence, anyone?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• What, if anything, is this meant to signify?
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• Not that there's anything wrong with that
• Capitalize, please
• anything muppet
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• pineapple is good on anything
• It's not supposed to be anything
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• fake plastic anything
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• People will steal anything
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• How to attach a closed loop to anything
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Anything That Moves
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.

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