Findings:
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- He flops over and bonks his head
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- he is too shy to write his tale
- Armando Ingegnieri and his Psychology of the Second Brain
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- He weaves his words
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- He made a way to his anger
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- He just left his body
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- The Eagle and His Captor
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- The Man and His Wife
- alcohol poisoning
- God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
- The Ass and His Shadow
- "Shut up," he explained
- The Fisherman and His Nets
- His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
- Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- How Pac-Man got his name
- The Fisherman and his Soul
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
- Why elderly women should drink more alcohol to prevent osteoporosis
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- A Boy and His Dog
- Touch the Hem of His Garment
- His girlfriend
- His hips know the original dance
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- An Irish Airman foresees his Death
- how Wiener found his way home
- Pascal on his deathbed
- Bless his Heart
- His 'N' Hers
- Von Kempelen and his Discovery
- Kissing a man all over his face
- river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
- More than he was willing to give
- José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
- He asked for more flesh
- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
- He's been places they have not.
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- The General in his Labyrinth
- Heart and brain and alcohol, 2018
- more moxie than brains
- His Name Is Alive
- His Royal Highness
- pull the steel wool over his eyes
- To His Coy Mistress
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- To His Mistress Going to Bed
- Let the earth hear his voice
- The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
- If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
- Johnny Got His Gun
- Toward his impossible light
- The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
- My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
- Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
- His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
- up his own arse
- The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
- i like his madness
- The Fisherman and His Wife
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- the moile with the clocks in his window
- Innocent contact with his flesh
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- Television does more than rot your brain
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- his
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
- Spinning in his grave
- On His Blindness
- Picked his bones in whispers
- too big for his britches
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
- de Molay recanted his confession
- The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Brazier and His Dog
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
- Atom and His Package
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