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• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• all the cute guys will be there
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I fear I will be nothing
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• You never think it will be the ducks
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• I will be in my trailer!
• The revolution will not be webcast
• node that will be my legacy
• I will be your young sinner
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I will not be late anymore
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I will not be voting
• Everything will be alright
• This love will be your downfall.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Squids will be Squids
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Carl Everett
• Will I be given that chance?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will not move my army without onions!
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Who Will Be There
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I will always be weird inside
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• On the comet there will be much pie
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Marks which will never be broken
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• The Revolution will be televised
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I will always be in the details
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I will be light
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• It will be good when I am leader
• It will never be just you
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Even the dead will not be safe
• What life after death will really be like
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• the world will be remade in our image
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Boys will be boys
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Will I cease to be
• There will be time
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I will be silent as I wait
• The revolution will not be televised
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The next life will be better
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• My RPG will be a work of art
• There will be no more stories to read
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• There will never be another you
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• The end will be a sellout
• You will be assimilated
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• There Will Be Blood
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Someday, I will be strong
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• They will not be named!
• there will be a last
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• If it be your will

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