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• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Women want me when I'm taken
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Hit me up
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm Just Me (user)
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Bring me the head of John the Baptist!
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• giving head
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Piero Manzoni
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Giving a mix tape to a girl you like
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I walk around when I'm high
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I feel like I'm being watched
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Giving Head to the Age of Iron
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• See, I'm giving you warm embers for the increasingly cold months
• Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• Churchbells are ringing like the panic in my head
• Bring Me The Head Of The Server Un-Plugger!
• The day Anubis hit on me
• One Hit Wonderland
• One Hit Wonder
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Head Like a Hole
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I know more when I'm alone
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• hit in the head
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett
• The Edwin Smith Papyrus: Case One
• You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
• Me and Edith Head
• Hit to Death in the Future Head
• Like a Hole in the Head
• Go over one's head
• like you put stars in the hole in my head
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Two heads are better than one
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• When the shit hits the fan
• When you burn at your fingers what smolders in your head
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• How to build an emergency bat
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• That's me inside your head
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.

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