Findings:

• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Hot pursuit
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• The revolution will not be televised
• On the comet there will be much pie
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The television will not be revolutionized
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The next life will be better
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I will be in my trailer!
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• College football must be preserved
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• It Couldn't Be Done
• The Revolution will be televised
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Signs must be loud
• I fear I will be nothing
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Quake Done Quick
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Who Will Be There
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Surgeons must be very careful
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• She must be what cocaine is like
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• Attention must be paid
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Must be a lesbian
• There will never be another you
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Be careful and don't fall down
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• There will be time
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Will I be given that chance?
• Will I cease to be
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I will always be weird inside
• The end will be a sellout
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Marks which will never be broken
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I must die or be better
• The revolution will not be webcast
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race

If you Log in you could create a "This will get down votes, but it must be done" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.