Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "This would have been all well and good, had my roommate not fallen in love with me first."

• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Movies that should have been books first
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• I had been hungry all the years
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• How long have you been in love with her?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• It could have been me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• And All That Could Have Been
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• you would have been
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• They had been expecting me
• Unregulated derivatives are a secret tax imposed by Wall Street on all goods and services
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• when all the white horses have broken free
• all your monsters come to me
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• tell me all your reasons
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• All I have left to lose
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• All will be well again in time
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Been feeling red all week
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• All That Is Good
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• All the empty things disguised as me
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• all living things must above all else have hope
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• IRON NODER XVII: ALL'S FERROUS IN LOVE AND NODING
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• All For Me Grog
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• All That's Not Love...
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• All the fairies have gone
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• All of Me
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• all the poison pearls would laugh
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• show me what the world is all about
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• All's Fair in Love and War
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I dedicate all my love to your hot inner lunacy
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• if all of your nerves fired in reverse, you would die instantly
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• All good men are either gay or married
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• All the good recipes begin "fry an onion in bacon grease"
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind

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