"...so I'm thinking, ha ha ha, these morons can't even make torpedos that work, look at that they must have bounced right off us. Suddenly there's a plane diving right towards the Kaga and boom, it's on fire and sinking. That's when my CO shoves me up against a bulkhead and starts screaming at my to get back to my post, and next thing I know I'm twenty feet away and the entire ship is on fire, blood everywhere, and I realize oh right, I forgot to man the radar station! Boy is my face red! I tell ya, sometimes I don't know how I get out of these scrapes...So anyway that was my day. What about you?"