Findings:

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Hot pursuit
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• They did so because they believed they could.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• They Might Be Giants
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• What did Jesus look like?
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Automobile tire pressure
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Just to see what it would be like
• I married him because he was not mean
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• They knew what our pain would be.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Peace be upon him
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• What is it like to be a bat?
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Chipirones en su tinta
• On the Air Because They Care
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Mind without body
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Much like what music wants to be
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• may your fruit be like you
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Men did not always like large breasts
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• play dumb
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• What it's like to be in love
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Look siad me Be like me
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• What life after death will really be like
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• There are times when they seem to be right
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• Things never were what they used to be
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• She must be what cocaine is like
• What it's like to be skinny
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Be different, just like everyone else
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• They will not be named!
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI

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