Findings:
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- That would be me
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- graduated income tax
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Children can be cruel
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- That I Would Be Good
- The Man and His Wife
- Income tax refund
- They knew what our pain would be.
- The Man in Black Comes to 3/4ths Market Street (Part Two)
- eternity would be boring
- Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Where would America be without Canada?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Two Shall Be Born
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- I never thought it would be like this
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
- what would it take to be serene again?
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Federal Income Tax Code
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- The Man of Law's Tale: Part Two
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- Mind without body
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- A Man Needs To be Told
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Life without music would be a mistake
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- That Would Be Enough
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
- it would be hilarious if only
- Children should be seen and not heard
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- You mean the me that you would be
- The Two Kings' Children
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- negative income tax
- First Federal income tax
- Income tax
- The Man with two Brains
- Half-sour pickle
- man and wife
- British Income Tax System
- about the same age, divorced, with two children
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- The Ten Commandments revised
- pussy! I go through two lighters a day man!
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Tax Cuts Won't Reduce the Deficit
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
- The best kind of bartender
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Be a man
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- A whimper would be fine
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Be your own man
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Rebeca Martinez
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Just to see what it would be like
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Could man be drunk for ever
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- The man who refused to be King
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- No one can be in two places at once
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- If you would be seated
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- If you would be so kind
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- The revolution will not be televised
- so be it
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
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