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• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• General sexuality newsgroup
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• The Man Who Would Be King
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• She was too beautiful to be human
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• We would probably not understand alien life
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• play dumb
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• She could be a businesswoman
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The man who refused to be King
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• About the things you could not show her
• Don't tell me about her
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Who Will Be There
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?

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