Findings:

• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Mind without body
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• The best kind of bartender
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If you would be seated
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• What seems to be the problem officer?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Just to see what it would be like
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• That I Would Be Good
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• I seem to be a verb
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• it would be hilarious if only
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• The Man Who Would Be King
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• what would it take to be serene again?
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• If you would be so kind
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Where would America be without Canada?
• That would be me
• eternity would be boring
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• I never thought it would be like this
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• A whimper would be fine
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• There are times when they seem to be right
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• That Would Be Enough
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Let be be finale of seem
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• They knew what our pain would be.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• You mean the me that you would be
• it'll be on the test
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• I'm going to be a Dad
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Be a model or just look like one
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• Be Here Now
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• All we need is just to be
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Born to be Wild
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• What does it mean to be religious?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Want to be a lawyer?
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• They Might Be Giants
• Be
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• Free to Be, You and Me
• to be

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