Findings:
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- Have One On Me
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- Bend one's ear
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- Deaf in one ear
- Why we have two ears
- The Walls have Ears
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- Words that only have one context
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- I have one whole anus
- The girl with the red pencil behind one ear
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- I could have been one of a two
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- ear buds
- soft ears
- Rabbit ears
- virgin ears
- diminishing returns for the ears and soul
- Eared
- Lion's ear
- ear sculpting
- cat ears
- stand you on your ear
- What's dumber than a cigarette in your ear?
- ears with feet
- ear seeker
- ear infection
- ear wax
- pulling a quarter out of the ear
- The day I listened to the Televangelist's special kidney prayer with deaf ears
- burning ears
- tree ear mushroom
- Why Mosquitoes Buzz in People's Ears
- getting by with duff ears
- War of Jenkins' Ear
- ear bones
- elephant ears
- ear piercing
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- Listening with more than your ears
- play it by ear
- How to pierce your own ears
- itchy ear
- ear wallpaper
- If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
- tufted ears
- Flop Eared Mule
- inner ear
- Cleaning your ears
- ear syringe
- ear scope
- How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
- Big Ear
- You are a yawn that has cleared my ears.
- Godzilla Minus One
- floppy ears (user)
- golden ear
- Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
- Take the wolf by the ears
- Do your ears hang low?
- The Ear of Corn
- String of Ears
- ear candle
- hold the carabao's ear
- Ear plugs
- ear spoon
- ear trumpet
- Cheers, big ears
- swimmer's ear
- Vaccines for ear infections
- Wet behind the ears
- Stingray's Ear (user)
- Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
- Third Ear
- Stinky ear syndrome
- Ear and Mouth
- pig's ear
- With my head underwater, heart beating in my ears
- a hot molasses tongue in the ear of reason!
- Bartender's ear
- The Ear, The Eye, And The Arm
- The Noise In My Ears
- The Quiet Drumming on the Ears
- Prescription Medications: the ear, nose and throat
- don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
- Spock Ears
- Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
- I needed clever hands, an ear to whisper into
- Big Ears (user)
- Middle ear
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- the ocean in my ears
- Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- He who has ears, let him hear
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- The Rabbit with Big Ears
- I whisper into the ears of Fate. Suggestions, taunts; course corrections.
- Ear canal
- a grenade's hot breath in my ear
- rabbit ear
- Fellow Noders, Lend Me Your Ears
- Hush Corner: The Torrent, Softly on the Ears
- Let Me Whisper In Your Ear
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
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