Findings:

• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Five Things I Am Thankful For Today
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I always wanted to get married one day
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• I'm flier than a seagull
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• One Day in September
• One fine day in the middle of the night
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• People smarter than I am.
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Day One
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• One Perfect Day: The Selling of the American Wedding
• For the Anniversary Day of One's Conversion
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• A Language Older Than Words
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• No one belongs here more than you.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I am dumber than a rose
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Today is the longest day of year
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• Today is a Good Day to Die
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• old books can tell more than one story
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• When I am stronger than now
• One A.M.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• One of those days
• Have I mentioned I am gay today?
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• Deception - Day One
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Peace One Day
• Just One Of Those Days
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Today is the last day of the rest of your life
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• A Dancer's Diary: Day One of Six
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• One day we will burn
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Exactly Where I'm At
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm in one of those moods again
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• An older problem than we thought
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• The Library Book
• Maintaining multiple E2 accounts on one computer
• Rebeca Martinez
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Two heads are better than one
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• isn't there more than one book
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• Unhelpful in More Than One Way
• Our tomorrow starts today: one minute to midnight in Iraq
• A better model than the one at data general
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• I am an army of one
• I am thinking of a number between one and ten
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I am uglier than you imagine
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• I am an IT Department of One.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• today i am blue crystal, transparent, knotted. today i am elegant sounds silent. today i am not words, i am not warm.
• I Feel Taller Than I Am
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• I am a minority of one
• i am no one (user)
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The Day Today
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• No one says anything important during the day
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• One day at a time
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• And then one day you wake up
• One quiet, unassuming day
• One day I wrote her name upon the strand
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Four Seasons in One Day
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• One Bright Day
• Today Is The Day That India's Population Hits 1,000,000,000
• Not One Damn Dime Day
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Day One’s Curiosities: The Stained Glass Granary and the Lay of the Rain
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• A fever of one day's continuance only
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Meeting Love Downtown One Day
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• Just as I am, Without One Plea

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