Tony Millionaire's The Adventures of Sock Monkey

Tony Millionaire writes/draws this unbelievable comic book with the characters Sock Monkey (or Uncle Gabby) and Mr. Crow (or Stuffed Crow, or Drinky Crow).

Here are some quotes:

• "Hmm.... dare I traipse through Heaven's constellated wilderness?"
• "I have heard a theory which states that if one jumps as high as ever one can and then upon reaching the apex of the jump, one jumps again, flight occurs!"
• "Mother of all lambs lay a flower upon your head, sir!! It is so!!"
• "Smooth 'n' sliv'ry slippery fruit! Open and me by oyster!"