Findings:

• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Decide to clean yourself up
• Decide
• Decided
• Using Bayes' theorem and the Neyman-Pearson Lemma to decide
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• The most important thing to remember if you decide to do drugs
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
• I decided to kill myself
• Veronika decides to die
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• David decides to fall
• So you've decided to start smoking
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• I decided I'd take a nap first
• So you've decided to grow a beard
• The introverted thinker decides about the Mad as Hell Doctors
• How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
• So you've decided to order pizza…
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• The Grand Teton Adventure: C - 125 Days, I decided I needed a bigger hill.
• Who gets to decide?
• so you decided it's a good idea to yell on the internet
• yes, we've decided that this is the hill to die on
• drunk
• legally drunk
• drunk driving
• get drunk
• Getting depression drunk
• Get drunk on History
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• Girl drink drunk
• dry drunk
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Drunk mouse syndrome
• I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Drunk and refusing to stagger
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• coding drunk
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Sir, you are drunk!
• Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
• Drunk and Wondering
• I was very, very drunk
• Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• Drunk Logic
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• Drunk in Manhattan
• drunk tank
• Don't node drunk
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• Keep guns away from drunks
• Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Drunk and in charge of a bicycle
• Drunk and Beautiful
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• punch drunk
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• drunken wasps
• Drunk as a skunk
• Music to get drunk to
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• The Drunk Joke
• Drunk, fix later
• The Drunk (user)
• Punch-Drunk Love
• drunk barbie (user)
• Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
• I often get drunk in my basement
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• drunk as a lord
• The Drunk Monks Steak
• The Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• Solution to the Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• A Good Reason To Get Drunk
• please i drunk (user)
• modern drunk (user)
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• My first drunk
• love the drinker hate the drunk
• Could man be drunk for ever
• some drunk magic
• drunk and disorderly
• drunk mistakes
• Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
• drunk dialing
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• why drunk trampolining is so fun
• being drunk
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving (node_forward)
• No flash photography on the drunks, please
• Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
• Drunk Whale
• Blood drunk
• drunk on the tiniest pivot
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• Drunk History
• instead
• Living together instead of marriage
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Salt instead of sugar
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Using Superglue Instead of Suture
• ending prices with 99 instead of the next dollar
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Producing things instead of consuming is satisfying
• How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
• modifying IP/PC instead of using "JMP"
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Why do Americans say "erbs" instead of "herbs"?
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Why the bell of a Tuba faces up instead of toward the audience
• Why you should use pens instead of pencils
• Why you should use pencils instead of pens
• Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• Left instead of right
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Why not choose the Titanic instead?
• For everything I don't regret I create a ghost instead
• Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's
• see similarities instead of differences
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• Instead of exercise
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• On the Tendency of Mass Public Murderers to use Firearms Instead of More Efficient Methods
• We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
• ask questions instead of delivering judgements
• treating the symptom instead of the cause
• focus on people instead of ideas
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• Moan
• Hear That Long Snake Moan
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Black Snake Moan
• Moan (user)
• Scream
• Scream Tracker
• Primal Scream
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Scream, Dracula, Scream!
• scream and die
• The Scream of the Dead
• Scream 2
• Scream 3
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say

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