Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God

A duck meets God at a bar	Song of Ceber 28: Ceber in the Cave	The Tao of Ducks	If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
A duck's quack does not echo	YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!	The conditions of life might include error	Eckhart Tolle
All birds are ducks	a duck with a bill can pinch pinch pinch	Lord love a duck	Meson
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