Findings:
- treat me like a woman
- treat me like your sex doll
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- He brings me books like flowers
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Broken like me
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- eyed me like a female mantis
- Do you like me?
- A Doll Like Me
- It's Me or the Dog
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Smells Like al-Qaqaa
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- want me like time
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- unfinished (like me)
- My dogs are killing me
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- My Company Likes Me
- You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Loves me like a bottle
- Bleed Like Me
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- Republican Like Me
- Look siad me Be like me
- the bleak spark crackling and cursing above it like a small malignant spirit set to dog its tracks
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
- like you love me
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- You like me in all the wrong rooms
- I could use a muse like you to amuse me
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- You like me, you really like me!
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Like a Big Dog
- Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
- treat every moment like it's your last
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- I like you; do you like me?
- Walk Like Me
- Black Like Me
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
- You're like a brother to me
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
- There are a million girls like me out there
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Dead Like Me
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Really Good Dog Treats
- Bark Like A Dog
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Women only like me for my mind
- violence comes to me like a second nature
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- the sky above me like a full recovery
- Creeps Like Me
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
- my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
- doesn't look like anything to me
- Dogs that have owned me
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- Black Dog Games
- Dog, the other white meat
- dead dog
- Man Bites Dog
- Yellow Dog Linux
- dog's breakfast
- I wanna be your dog
- dog park
- That Dog
- Triumph, the insult comic dog
- A Boy and His Dog
- dog's bollocks
- Dogs of War
- The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
- Essex Dogs
- Curtail dog
- Dog bee
- Dog day
- Dog days
- Dog fancier
- The Brazier and His Dog
- The Dog and the Cook
- The Dog and the Oyster
- The Dogs and the Hides
- The Shepherd and the Dog
- The Man, the Horse, the Ox, and the Dog
- best treated as a whole product
- The Dog, the Cock, and the Fox
- The Dogs and the Fox
- tofu dog
- Hair of the dog that bit you
- Colorado Minty Dog
- boonie dogs
- Salty Dog
- Top Dog
- You can't teach an old dog new tricks
- salty dog rag
- Yves Jumbo Veggie Dogs
- Nate Dogg
- Diamond Dogs
- Adopting a dog from the Humane Society
- The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
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