Findings:

• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most beautiful computer ever
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• The most beautiful girl in the world
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Sally guests I have known
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• the beautiful girl herself writes poems in code (document)
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• It must have rained or something
• I may or may not have been naked
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The bravest man I've ever known
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• My most disturbing dream ever
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• People's 50 Most Beautiful People is a crock of shit
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• Helping people cheat
• The most beautiful woman on Earth
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Ichiban Utsukushiku (The Most Beautiful)
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• A beautiful girl, a dead man, corn on the cob
• a beautiful girl
• Knots I have known and loved
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Dreamed I Kissed a Blonde Girl
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• Dead people I have known
• If a girl offers you her cheek, kiss her neck
• The defining quality of the most beautiful things in the world
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Dick Green
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Have you ever made a just man?
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Things that are the most dangerous are the most beautiful
• He says the most beautiful things
• Yesterday I kissed the girl I love
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Fight Clubs I have known
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sussex girls have the longest legs
• What lips my lips have kissed
• You, standing
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Ghosts I have known
• What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I want to have known
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• nothing truly interesting is completely beautiful
• Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
• the most beautiful death
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• Have You Ever Walked?
• pointless HTML in email
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The most confusing bet ever
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• neglect the most beautiful caretaker
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Have you ever thought
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• How could you ever have enough?
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• How to meet the most girls
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• The most wonderful girl in the world
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• Advice I have been given about girls
• hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
• I Kissed a Girl
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I have a crush on a girl in France
• Kiss the Girl
• Girl gangstas
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Endless Forms Most Beautiful

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