Findings:

• You can never get away from yourself
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Can You Take Me Back
• The beast with two backs
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• How Linux boy met the Mistress of the Beast with Two Backs
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Never Goin' Back to Georgia
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Got to Get You into My Life
• you can never quarantine the past
• No one gets out of this life alive
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• You'll never get away with this!
• Get hours
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Can we all just get along?
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The life you can save
• Can I Get An Amen?
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Get back to where you once belonged
• How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
• Never get involved in a land war in Asia
• How to crack root and not get caught
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• In Which Ethel Gao's Adventure Gets Off To A Good Start
• Get a Life
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Hast Never Come to Thee an Hour
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Person across two chair backs skit
• Seven words you can never say on television
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Something I Can Never Have
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• our backs are strong. we can carry this world.
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Two Can Play That Game
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• Can I get a sketch?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• can you get enough of me?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• we can give up, but the world never will
• No one can be in two places at once
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Get a life!
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• Stoned music memories
• Life gets in the way of words
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Life will get easier
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• got to get to you the orphanage is closing in an hour
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Life. Get one. (user)
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Two hours and thirty-eight minutes to live
• It's knowing that I'll never get lost
• Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• She took a California tilt and never came back.
• It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
• Two steps forward, one step back
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• Life Grows Back
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The Get Back project
• Get back to me
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• the day the power went out and never came back on
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• What can you get for three cents?
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• you never can tell with bees
• You never can tell
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• Knowledge can never be certain
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I never bend what I can break
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• How Proust Can Change Your Life
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You can never really escape the fire
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• The least I can get away with
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• You can never go home again
• He never looked back
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• we can get along even though we disagree
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• I never get mail
• It's a wonderful life. I can prove it.
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch

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