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• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• The Life and Times of Sonny Barger and the Hell's Angels Motorcycle Club
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• Get out of Hell free card
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• heaven turned hell
• Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• All that innocence, shot to hell
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Bye Bye, Bombshell: Chiisuta gets the hell out of New York City
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• Why Heaven and Hell Cannot Exist
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• Heaven and Hell
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Heaven is a good room in Hell
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• learn how to keep your heart open in hell
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I may not go to Heaven, I hope you go to Hell
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• You shine in the eyes of lovers we complicate, accidentally, lending our own critiques and eyebrows to time
• The Marriage of Heaven and Hell
• All Hell
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• All Hell Broke Lucy
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• No heaven. No hell. Just science.
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Like the coldest winter chill, heaven beside you (hell within)
• Heaven is hotter than Hell
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• How to win back your soul in hell
• How to scare the hell out of people using flour
• Hell isn't not knowing where to belong. Hell is not knowing how.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• How to cut and paste in Mac OS
• Kicking My Way Down To Hell (category)
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• The problem of the least deserving person in Hell and the least deserving person in Heaven
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• War is hell but men like it
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• Eye contact at a distance
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Looking all over Hell's half acre
• please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• When Irish eyes are smiling
• confusion in her eyes that says it all
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Ol' Yellow Eyes is Back
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• the eyes are open, but
• This happens all the time
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• the greenest eyes in all creation
• mine eyes desire you above all things
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• They are all pretty but fading.
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• The greatest limerick of all time
• All Eyes and Hunger
• For Your Eyes Only
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• All the time Nina (user)
• Hot pursuit
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The Observer 100 Greatest Novels of All Time
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Movie grosses adjusted for ticket price inflation
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far

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