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• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• Traumatic in nature? Possible. Pivotal in their own way? Certainly.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Things people put up their butts
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• People who carp about their jobs
• By their fruits you shall know them
• The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• More evil than Satan himself
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• armed with nothing but their own vision
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• What guys do with their penis
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• cards written by those paid to condense their thoughts and emotions
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
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• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• The evil that men do
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• continuous functions are determined by their values on a dense subset
• Judging women by their books
• Creative ways of killing people
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Know the mute by finding their storyteller
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• Treatment of corporations
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• The bored who complain
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn
• Addressing others by their user names
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Going by the script when talking to people

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