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• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• Bringing them back from the dead
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• What I have learned from being fired
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• The Boy who Went to the North Wind and Demanded the Flour Back
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• A Letter from the Powers of the Universe Concerning Love and Other Such Things
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• On Being the one who goes away
• other Rocks Against, back in the day...
• Missing your flight from the other side of the planet
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• stop adoring from so far away
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Back From the Dead
• The bored who complain
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
• The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
• Who benefits from rebuilding Iraq?
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Girls Who Bite Back
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• The difficulty of spelling words from other languages
• Pictures from Brueghel and other poems
• Exporting Wavefront Objects from Lightwave 5.5 to Other Software Packages
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Songs that are blatantly stolen from other songs
• People with programming languages named after them
• Talking after breathing in helium from balloons
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• So the sheep will push back
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back from the Sewers
• Invocation to bring back fled noders from history
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Written After Swimming from Sestos to Abydos
• from Brooklyn to Okinawa and back (category)
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• stop being so English
• looking back from the moment of death, spiralling antimatter from the eyes
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• May those who are born after me
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• whoring after other gods
• Stoned music memories
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and other verses from The Red Book
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• Cover songs which are indistinguishable from the originals
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• So Far From Home
• Part One: We Learn from Each Other
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Counting from Ten and Other Stories
• The Man Who Fled From Azrael
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• On an airplane from Birmingham to Salt Lake City, after Christmas with family
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• An Evening Among Headhunters and Other Reports From Roads Less Traveled
• Who is protecting whom from what?
• this way, that way, the other way, and back
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
• A ladder back chair from Connecticut, c. 1800
• The dog who would not back off
• Lafcadio, the Lion Who Shot Back
• From five to death and back
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• Horses: do they love us back?
• in the shell of the village before the horse archers came back
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• after all white horses are in bed
• Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• A Modest Proposal For Preventing Refugee Children From Being A Burden To The Public
• On being the "other"
• Step Back from the Beach a Moment
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Straight from the horse's mouth
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table

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