Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Violation of this agreement can result in five years in prison, a $250,000 fine, or both"

• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• I can hear the bloody year
• The presence or absence of stimuli:  part five
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• trick or can
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Nine years of moments or A Definition of Love
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Any house can become a prison
• You too can spend four years
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• food fight
• even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• Five Years, Four Fronts
• Five Years to the Day...
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• Twenty five years in the trenches
• Five Years
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• left or right, you're both wrong
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• Five is both even and odd
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• The Last Five Years
• five year mission
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• The first five years of the war on terror
• Five years, three refractions
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• Is this the last four years or what?
• Five Million Years to Earth
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Days or Years
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• You know, we sold actual death for twenty five years.
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• 25,000 patients hit the streets
• license agreement
• Bretton Woods Agreement
• End-User License Agreement
• Roommate agreement form
• Mutual agreement
• Subject/verb agreement: It's what's for breakfast
• French Constitution: Treaties and international agreements
• French Constitution: Of Association Agreements
• Good Friday Agreement : Declaration of Support
• Good Friday Agreement : Constitutional Issues
• Good Friday Agreement : Security
• Good Friday Agreement : Prisoners
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : The Assembly
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Safeguards
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Operation of the Assembly
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Executive Authority
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Legislation
• Good Friday Agreement : United Kingdom Legislation
• Good Friday Agreement : A Joint Committee
• Good Friday Agreement : Reconciliation and Victims of Violence
• Good Friday Agreement : New Institutions in Northern Ireland
• Good Friday Agreement : Comparable Steps by the Irish Government
• Good Friday Agreement : Economic, Social and Cultural Issues
• French Adjective Agreement
• Good Friday Agreement : Policing and Justice
• Good Friday Agreement : Policing and Justice : Annex B
• Gentlemen's Agreement
• Heated agreement
• prenuptial agreement
• Good Friday Agreement : Validation, Implementation and Review
• psychological agreement
• Preferential Trade Agreement
• Forward Rate Agreement
• Master Settlement Agreement
• Anglo-German Naval Agreement
• Bermuda II Agreement
• Master Protection Agreement
• Replacement Agreement
• Status of Forces Agreement
• An analysis of the Collective Bargaining Agreement between the NHL and its players
• The London Agreement
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• repurchase agreement
• both
• Heinlein and Rand are both fascist wankers
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
• Ecstasy, in both senses
• you can't have it both ways
• On both sides of the abortion debate
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Socioeconomic mobility in both directions
• both a lesbian and a woman
• Being both black and white
• swings both ways
• Constitution of Australia: Chapter I. Part IV - Both Houses of the Parliament
• Documentaries and feature films are both contrived fictions
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• Lost on Both Sides
• Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
• Both Sides of the Coin
• We were both scared of the dark
• Tracers work both ways
• There is a true and sincere friendship between you both
• Commonwealth of Both Nations
• Playing both sides
• view them both
• Why the Liberal Party of Australia both is and isn't a liberal party
• Love enough for us both
• Publick Occurrences Both Forreign and Domestick
• Waiting Both
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part II
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• Graduating down both shoulders
• Ten miles to school, barefoot, in the snow, uphill, both ways
• My taste includes both snails and oysters
• both feet on the gas
• This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us
• We're both tops
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• trash can
• Can things really change?
• can of whoopass
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can God lie?
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter

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