Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!? Because shouldn't he call her "mom" or something like that?"

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Life, or something like it
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• serendipity, or something like it
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He had something to say. He said it.
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• The truth, or something like it
• Call your mom
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• he smokes like a cello plays
• Because I say so
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• He Looked Like the Summer
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• All he left her was alone
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• Why won't he call?
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• More hips!
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• He called around 5:30
• He Knows Not Their Names
• Tolkien did not like magic
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He breaks her heart on a daily basis
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• He says the most beautiful things
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• he (or she)
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• Her name was Natalie
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Say that turning a teenage girl to stone is depriving the world of her
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• he has her eyes
• he's like someone living in a dream
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• Call by name
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• he calls me monster
• I Heard The Owl Call My Name
• She Called in Her Soul to Come and See
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• I did not say it would make sense
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• What did Jesus look like?
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• He gave her a daisy
• Did you mean for it to look like this?
• What do I call her?
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• some say he was never here at all
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• making certain he was touching her
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• The colors flow through her like a rainbow
• One day I wrote her name upon the strand
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Fast food restaurants shouldn't call people guests
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• he calls me girly (user)
• He called me Sarah once
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Names to call a computer
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• Men did not always like large breasts
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• Let's not, and say we did
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
• Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• He did very little harm
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• When Did You See Her Last?
• I like the way he reads poetry
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• he says
• Did You Fuck Her?
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He brings me books like flowers
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He says she says
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• he likes to watch you walk
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea

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