Findings:

• hear
• You won't hear funk
• Horton Hears a Who
• What you say, What I hear
• I can hear you
• I Hear America Singing
• Let the earth hear his voice
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Hear me now
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• What do you hear in the silence?
• I Hear A New World
• See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Speak no Evil
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• Can you hear me flailing
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• I can't hear you
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• I could hear her thoughts
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• only when you cannot hear
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• You can hear the singing of the dancing girls
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• To hear her sing
• How do you hear the water?
• Things people don't want to hear
• I Never Hear the Word "Escape"
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Hear That Long Snake Moan
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• O Twas a Joyful Sound to Hear
• we never hear them calling to us
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my checkbook
• Far I hear the bugle blow
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• Father, Hear the Prayer we Offer
• Why do we hear two thumps in each heartbeat?
• She is in the heartbeat you hear around you, listen
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• Till I Hear It from You
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Don't hear the music
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my gun
• When I hear of Schrödinger's cat I reach for my gun
• Hear 'N Aid
• Things you're not supposed to hear on Xbox Live
• I can hear the bloody year
• I hear in advance the criticism of The Elders
• Quiet, the dark will hear
• Can you hear me knocking?
• Can't you hear me knocking
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I am listening to hear where you are
• Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
• I hear the noise of wings
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• I want to hear you slap your thighs together
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• you hear me? (user)
• Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
• a song you can barely hear
• Hear my eyes speak wistfully on your neck
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Why I cry every time I hear the Barenaked Ladies sing
• Why I cry when I hear
• Hear You Me
• What do you hear in these sounds?
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• Singing in the mountains where nobody can hear you
• The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
• I hear things like this
• i can't hear you over the chewing
• I walked for a thousand miles to hear her laugh, then serenaded her in a field of fireflies.
• You Can Hear the Sound of the Underground Trains
• Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
• I want to hear about thunderstorms and white lightning
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• volumes of words I need you to hear
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• I want to hear about his day in person
• If they would only choose to hear it
• Another apology you cannot hear
• Can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Asking "How are you?" without waiting to hear the answer
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• The Funniest One-Sided Conversation I'll Ever Hear
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry
• You Live in the World and You Can't Hear It Ticking
• I hear the tiniest sparks and the tenderest sounds
• I speak to you in my mind and you do not hear
• I Can Hear My Reflection
• it's comforting to hear the old songs sung
• I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• except that you hear the violinist
• The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• calling into the void, is it more frightening to hear a response, or nothing?
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• Can you hear it?
• Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
• if a tree falls in the forest, the forest hears it
• Can You Hear Me?
• to speak in a voice loud enough for you to hear
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• the truth of this story is not affected by whether it bores you to hear it again
• even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• I/i was shouting for you to hear./
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Running joke
• joke
• inside joke
• -um joke
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• The funniest joke in the world
• Daleks and stairs
• Polish jokes
• That was a joke, son.
• Dead baby jokes
• potato jokes
• Golf jokes
• private joke
• that old Philip Glass knock knock joke
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Pythagoras' Joke
• violin jokes
• viola jokes
• saxophone jokes
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Batman: The Killing Joke
• A joke about tax collectors
• the bad conductor joke
• It's a Joke, Joyce
• Frog experiment joke
• Leprechaun Joke
• Stoner Jokes
• A Short Guide to Comparative Religions
• Gentile jokes
• Sexist jokes
• The "No soap, radio!" joke
• The Infamous Juan Joke
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Gorilla Joke
• A Cold War Joke
• Pirate jokes
• SI prefix jokes
• Fax machine practical joke
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Good practical jokes
• Declan the Humble Crab

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