Findings:

• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Ways to Say you're done
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• When water chokes you
• Sing when you're winning
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• People don't flail when they die
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• They're gonna grind you down until you're thin and tired, tired
• It's turtles all the way down
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• Happy When It Rains
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Dumb Ways to Die
• When I Die
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Is it finished when you die?
• Way down inside
• Never say die
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• What happens when we die?
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• Some better way to say goodbye
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• Ways to Die That Also Feed Your Girlfriend
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• You're never around when I need you
• You know you're in the SCA when
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• when you're ready to touch me again
• You know you're blacked out when...
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When celebrities die
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• What to do when your car breaks down
• imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
• Fifteen Elvis ways to die
• A long way down reverses eventually
• sit down, you're rocking the house
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• When Bobby Comes Down
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• and this is for when you feel happy, this is for when you feel sad
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• Where people go when people die
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• Fucked up ways to die
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When you're alone
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• I'll explain it when you're older
• You know you're a geek when...
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When you're home alone
• Swing when you're winning
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• When first my way to fair I took
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• What happens when a Pope dies
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• Walter goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• When a whale dies
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• When the walls go down
• Way Down East
• A Long Way Down
• When you kill people they die
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Kicking My Way Down To Hell (category)
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Way Down on Street Level
• Attending an inauguration: the surest way to die
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• And When I Die
• When fog comes down the mountain
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• smile when you say that
• when someone you disliked dies
• Say When
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• ways to say someone is stupid
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Too much living is no way to die
• When the Pope says shit
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• Time flies when you're having fun
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• Fifteen Elvish ways to die

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